Services Introduction
Articles, blog posts, website critiques, product descriptions, webpages, and nature-themed wallpapers. The write-ups will be delivered to you as document files, whereas the wallpapers PNG. Read further below to get the full details of each.
Toxic foods, legal drugs, illegal drugs, alcohol, hate, obscene, racist, religious persuasion, philosophical persuasion, homosexuality, and ghost writing will not be covered with any of these services. For the drawings, the same follows in addition to requests for wallpapers with extreme resolutions. Some clients may look at this and say that this is too many omissions. I disagree. I believe that transparency and honesty are vital parts of successful business dealings. For this reason, I have created a Special Answers page with details explaining why these topics are not covered. For all other questions that have not been answered within the categories below, see FAQ.
Articles
A lot of people think that an “article” and “blog post” are the same thing, but they are actually entirely different. Articles are a lot more structured, formal, and do not have the writer’s opinion in them. Articles deliver information, explanation, news, researched facts, and are written in a straightforward tone. For this reason, they may be considerably longer than a blog post, but certainly not always. If you request an article that needs to be of a certain word count, be sure that it is something with enough substance to it, for it to be possible. Example: requesting a 5000-worded article on pink erasers is not feasible, because pink erasers are not detailed enough to provide that type of word count.
Examples of article requests: 1000-worded article on Mexico, 500-worded article on the importance of good oral hygiene, 200-worded article on the pollex, 1000-worded article on climate change, 500 worded article on the tenor saxophone, and more. Do not care for specific word counts? Simply request the topic as is and let me know if you want it to be short, or longer, and more researched.
Blog Posts
Due to their nature, blog posts tend to be shorter than articles. They can be conversational, casual, based on the writer’s opinion, their personality, personal experiences, or written in “voices”. They also address their readers and encourage them to comment. For this service, I will need the topic and a link to your weblog. Also, the tone of voice you are looking for.
Examples of blog post requests: 1000-worded blog post on the best flagship smartphones, 600-worded blog post on shoes, 500-worded blog post on choosing the best office chair, 600-worded blog post on the importance of recycling, 300-worded blog post on socks, 900-worded blog post on people and seasons, and others. Do not care for specific word counts? Simply request the topic as is and let me know if you want it to be short, or longer, and more researched.
Website Critiques
Your website will be critiqued in the following complete format: First Impressions, Navigation, Final Verdict For Navigation, Content, Final Verdict For Content, User Acknowledgement, Satisfaction and Contact, Final Verdict For User Acknowledgement, Satisfaction and Contact, Findability, Final Verdict On Findability, Browser Compatibility, Final Verdict For Browsers, and then My Final Thoughts and Summary. As you would naturally expect, I will need a link to your website for this service to be possible. This service is for people that have a complete, functioning website with multiple pages.
Product Descriptions
Hats, shirts, shoes, pencils, phone cases, and more. With this service, I will write product descriptions according to your specifications.
If you make a request to have the descriptions be a certain word count, the product must have enough features and functions going for it to meet that word count. For instance, a plastic transparent ruler, single wooden button, or a cup lid, cannot feasibly be described in 400 words. Also, in order for me to create a thoughtful, useful or detailed description, a general rough guideline or basic information about the product has to be supplied. Example: If you request for me to write about a vase, it helps to know what the vase is made of, how large it, origins maybe, how much it weighs, and so forth.
Already have your descriptions typed, but need a good eye to tidy them up? I can cover that with this service. From you, I will need the list of products I am going to be writing about, their rough basic information (if not using this service for tidying), and your website’s URL.
Webpages
Do not like the way your About Us page sounds? A number of typos on your website that you do not have time to fix? Maybe you have a rough outline of all your pages typed, and need someone to improve them? That is what this service is for. As noted within the first paragraph under “Services” your pages will be typed and given to you on a document file for you to put up.
If you wish to provide me with the link to your website, and the direct access to your website’s text, you will have to agree to the all-upfront payment option. Cost and hours will be calculated based on the number of pages you have, and the type of work to be done. As noted in the FAQ, the work is given to you immediately upon completion when you go with the all-upfront.
Nature-themed Wallpapers
New for 2022! Pears on a plain cocoa brown background? Blue feathers on a blue background with notes? Snake eyes on an orange background with small red leaves? Or how about cat heads, goose heads, and panda heads all on a green ground with small pebbles? Any of the above can literally be yours with this service. Do bare in mind that my drawing style is basic with no shading or super fancy things or immaculately ornate elements. If you have seen my drawing style already, then you know what to expect. Here is how the process will go about:
1. Resolution & Pixels
2. Background Colour
3. Main Subject
4. Additional Decorative Subjects
1:1, 4:3, 16:9, 21:9 or something else? What is your device’s resolution? Most devices have a resolution of 1920 X 1080, 1440 X 2560, or 3840 X 2160. These are all common 16:9 examples. For a lot of smartphones released after 2017, 18:9 resolutions like 2880 × 1440 are typical for them. For some QWERTY passionate people, you may be using something like a BlackBerry Passport. In that case, you have a 1:1 device with 1440 X 1440. Maybe you do not even want a wallpaper, but wanted a nature-themed social media avatar, a banner for your website or something. This service covers that, too. If that is the case, you need not worry too much about nerdy things like aspect ratios and ratios. If you tell me that all you want is a portrait of a lion’s head on a red background for your Instagram icon, then I will know instantly that it will be a 540 × 540 pixels drawing I have to do.
The next step is background colour. Desert brown? Cardinal red? Ruddy blue? Or Shamrock green? And then the most important thing: subject. Tetras, doves, feathers, eyes, pears, strawberries, wolves or other natural things. Finally, additional decorative subjects. Perhaps you wanted red maple leaves as the main subject, but want smaller ones littered all over your main background? No problem. Same thing can be said for stars. Maybe you want the typical 5-point stars for the main subject, but then want to have smaller diamond stars against your deep space blue wallpaper. How many subjects can you requests as the main and the background subjects? Depends on how big your requested resolution is. Generally 3-5 max.
Millennium River 